Someone managed to secretly record the following dinner conversation between former NY City Mayor, Rudy Giuliani and Senator Lindsey Graham. My crack team has prepared the below transcript for your benefit. I post it, without further comment.
(background noise, at busy restaurant).
Mayor Giuliani: "Nine Eleven!"
Sen. Graham: "Benghazi!"
Giuliani: "Nine Eee-LEV-in!"
Sen. Graham: "Ben-GHA-zi! Bengahzi!"
Giuliani: "9-11! 9-11! 9-11! 9-11! Nine-One-One!"
Sen. Graham: "Ben-GHA-AH-ah-AH-ah-AH-ah-ZEEE! Beghazi! Benghazi! Benghazi!" Giuliani: (clears throat): "NINE! (pounds table) EE (pounds table) LEH (pounds table) VIN! (pounds table).
Sen. Graham: "BEHNGHAAAAAAAAZ-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I!!!! (ululating)
(background restaurant noise. Long pause)
(simultaneous)
Giuliani: "Nine Eleven!" (spoken really fast) Sen. Graham: "Benghazi!" (spoken really fast)
(sound of heads pounding on the table).
Together: "Obamacare!"
